watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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