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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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