I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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