it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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