So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
