So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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