it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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