Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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