Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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