maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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