I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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