3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i was born a porn star she said
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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