I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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