the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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