They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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