the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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