I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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