he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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