Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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