what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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