Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
