He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize