I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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