I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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