The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
dude. I can hear the air.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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