Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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