Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
im on a boat
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