whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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