I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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