please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
