he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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