Well douche your snatch and let's go!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
where are you?
Hypothermia
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
