i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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