your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
