Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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