dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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