and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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