i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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