weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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