Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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