you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
