i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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