Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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