Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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