I molested 6 butterflies tonight
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
