im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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