ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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