so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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