apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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