There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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