Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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