oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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