I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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