Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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