how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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