Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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